PaRappa Town News

During the time that the PaRappa Town News Station has been on air, recordings of some broadcasts exist, these are for the major events that happened in PaRappa Town. Usually the broadcasts are short, only lasting less than a minute, here are the transcripts of those broadcasts. = Known broadcasts transcripts =

RaParra’s First Appearance
A Mysterious creature has abducted people and sent them to hell, we have no clue on what it is but we’ll try and get a image of this creature! We have found that the creature closely resembles PaRappa Rappa but all gray-scaled.

Mysterious Black Hole
Breaking News!

A Black hole was spotted in PaRappa Town at 11 AM and closed 5 minutes later! The exact reason why it existed and only for 5 minutes is a mystery.

Updated version that broadcasted minutes later
A Black hole was spotted in PaRappa Town at 11 AM and closed 5 minutes later, later that day the black hole re-opened for a shorter amount of time, Matt, PaRappa, and Paula were the first to notice it before it closed, and PaRappa noticed someone he knew was familiar. We interviewed Matt, one of PaRappa’s friends, and he had this to say: “I don’t understand why he is back and WHY he is back.” We asked who this “he” is that he’s talking about. It turned out to be PaRappa’s nemesis and demon counterpart, RaParra. We would ask PaRappa a question but due to some difficulties, we cannot. The exact reason why it opened and closed twice is still a mystery. That concludes our broadcast.

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